Wednesday, March 14, 2007

health wisdom

This came from my friend's blog - thought is was darn funny - sorry for being a copy-cat Maria!

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION . . .

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!!

3 comments:

Christina Chaput said...

Then why on earth am I teaching others abroad?? Abort abort!

Michael Tkachuk said...

I could really go for a Banana Split or a Peanut buster Parfait right now.

Anonymous said...

Darn... I got to learn me another language.