It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
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